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The No.1 Martial Arts team in the U.K
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Team SWAT currently consists of 12 finely tuned athletes from the various arts of martial combat including Karate, Kickboxing, Tae-Kwon-Do, Boxing, Kung-Fu, Judo & Akido. As well as being highly adapt in a variety of martial skills the team are incredibly knowledgeable in fitness, nutrition, diet and body dynamics making Team SWAT more than just martial artists but true ambassadors for a healthy lifestyle.
We are proud to present the members that make up this great team : Danny Harrison, Corey Cain, Peter Edwards, Mark Brown, Clifton Findley, Chris Collymore, Jacey Cashman, Sean McCarthy, Billy Bryce, Terry Hillman, Sarah Vincent, Gemma Robinson, Lisa Boardman, Steve Williams.
email :
info@TeamSWAT.co.uk.
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A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
"No, from skipping," replied the blonde.
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